Nature Ponderer Gifts

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'I'm gonna go with C: girls make my brain hurt.'

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

'If they are more afraid of us than we are of them how come we are up the tree?'

"I want to enjoy the greener grass on the other side of the fence, but the problem is that I don't know where that fence is."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Sun Flower.

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Formula.

Creator's Remorse

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

Microbiology Lab. It's worse than we thought. That antibiotic resistant bacteria is reading Nietzsche!

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

"An equation for your thoughts?"

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

Quiz

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

Soldier shooting evolutionary animals.

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

Personnel. How are your people skills?

"Artificial intelligence has just identified humanity's main problem. It's human."

Hmmingbirds.

"I just think it's worth questioning -- are we mating for life because we want to, or because we've been socialized by all those nature documentaries?"

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!

Sin and Doubt Boxes in Hell.