Plant Ponderer Gifts

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Get out of my face!"

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Sun Flower.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Formula.

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Microbiology Lab. It's worse than we thought. That antibiotic resistant bacteria is reading Nietzsche!

"An equation for your thoughts?"

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'