Plant Ponderer Mugs

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Get out of my face!"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Sun Flower.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Formula.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"An equation for your thoughts?"

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

How moons are born...

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'