Potato Ponderer Gifts

Karl the Complex Carbohydrate.

Wildlife

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Happy thoughts

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'How is the water prepared?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Ricochet

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.