Wildlife Ponderer Gifts

'Don't even think about it, with their tough immigration policies.'

"I try to view the world in black and white and it still stinks."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Cat box"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Bear Hugging Season Open

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Monkey-artist

The Salmon Run

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Thug life on safari.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Zoo animals.

Civilized Salmon

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"