Sea Life Ponderer Gifts

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Watching Sea Life.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Hey! Down in front!'

'No tipping please.'

Sponge Blog

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"An equation for your thoughts?"

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Shark's Scuba Mask.

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

Marine Band

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Puffer fish balloon vendor

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'