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'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Watching Sea Life.

Making fun of Starfish.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'Hey! Down in front!'

'No tipping please.'

Sponge Blog

"An equation for your thoughts?"

Shark's Scuba Mask.

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

Marine Band

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Puffer fish balloon vendor

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Pilot Fish

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'