Sea Level Ponderer T-Shirts

"I told you to listen to the climate science."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

Formula.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

Sitting down

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

Aging App

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

'Waiting for...'

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

Climate Change

Why the moon hates the beach.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

"I want to enjoy the greener grass on the other side of the fence, but the problem is that I don't know where that fence is."

"What does partly legally binding and partially voluntary mean?

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

'I'm gonna go with C: girls make my brain hurt.'

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

"We're from Australia and we're here to help with your global warming problem."

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?

"He's very concerned about the rise of the oceans."

"The body's been in the water for a long time."