Sea Level Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The sea 2050.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

'Who says I'm beached?'

Shark Chum

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

Venice Floods

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

The Seahoover

Victorian Royal Navy

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."