Sea Level Specialist T-Shirts

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

"He's very concerned about the rise of the oceans."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The sea 2050.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Pole Star

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Venice Floods

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

Victorian Royal Navy

Fish Farm.

Aquaman on motorcycle.

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'Wheeee...'

'How was your luck, dear?'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

Aging App

"How goes the farm-raised salmon?"

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

Climate Change

The tide was out.

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

'You only caught one?'