Fish Specialist T-Shirts

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

The Da Vinci Cod

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Lap fish..."

'Guess who netted it.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."