Fish Specialist Gifts

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess who netted it.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Lap fish..."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."