Fish Therapist Gifts

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

Christmas Group Therapy.

"I can clearly see from the colour of your rings that your have some anger issues...!"

"God, they're needy."

"I'm afraid you can't divorce your cat just because you say she doesn't meet your emotional needs."

"I wish I could get him to relax."