Fish Therapist Gifts

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

Christmas Group Therapy.

"God, they're needy."

"I can clearly see from the colour of your rings that your have some anger issues...!"

"I wish I could get him to relax."