Sea Therapy Enthusiast Gifts

Licensed Therapist

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Postwar is hell."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Couples' therapy

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"I don't do windows."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Shrinks in heaven

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"You need to stop bottling it up."

'On the plus side, I give my thanks this Thanksgiving that I'm not a turkey. On the minus side...'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."