Fish Sympathizer Gifts

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'I wish I was creative'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Jacques Cousteau.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

No Swimming Allowed

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Astronaut fishbowl.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"What's the name of our sea?"

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

'That was fun!'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

How do fish get to work?

Mandatory mask use