Underwater Sympathizer Gifts

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

God in the bunker.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Delivery."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

Rare Duck Phobias.

and WHAT is this thing stuck in my back garden..?

'Flamin' tourists...'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"Bloody satellites..!"

Deepwater Fish

"Offishial business, ma'am."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"We're from Australia and we're here to help with your global warming problem."

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

"It's not polite to point."

"So what do you do in the evenings around here?"

"It's not you, it's me. I mean, come on, I'm a freaking sea urchin!"

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

'I just want to know. When did 'Octomorn' become such a bad thing?'