Aquaphobia Sympathizer Gifts

Rare Duck Phobias.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

"Nooo. Not my legs."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

The Threat to the Environment

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

"I thought you were banished from here."

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'You really don't like water do you, Jen?'

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

'Uh-oh.'

High board diver divining for the water.

It might be a little too realistic.

"'Just pheromones,' she says! I thought she loved me! How could she be so cold blooded!"

Sardine funeral

So... Another late night at the office, Huh? I read your Facebook Status... Who's Ariel? I deserve the truth, Arthur.

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

"The doctor says I suffer from water retention"

"These wedding invitations are getting ridiculous..."

"I was afraid to fly when I was mortal, and I'm afraid to fly now."

"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."

"I look forward to getting older, but having to convert to solar is just so embarrassing."

Your goldfish seems happier than he did before you changed his water, Axel. How can you tell, Al? His tears are no longer black.

"You've had a bad day!"

"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."