Aquaphobe Buddy Gifts

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Water.

Fish-losophy

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Whale Pattern Balding

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

Rare Duck Phobias.

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'