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"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Water.

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Whale Pattern Balding

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

Rare Duck Phobias.

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'

'We finally get out onto dry land, and it looks like rain'