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'Uh-oh.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"They're so like us."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Fresh fish

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

Prawn Shop

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

Fish-losophy

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

Octopus Juggling Balls

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'Ta da! Sailing in a row-boat!'

The British Society of Campanology...

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

'I hate these school reunions.'

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

"And I think I speak for most fans of disgusting giant squids."

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'

'I see the fish are running to spawn.'

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

"You know we should spend some of this!"