Quirky Aquarium Enthusiast T-Shirts

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Just water for me, please."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Cat and fishing instruction

Cat disguise.

'So what have you been up to?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."