Quirky Ocean Enthusiast T-Shirts

'She's like a breath of fresh air.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I blame global warming!'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."