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'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Shark Chum

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Whale Pattern Balding

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"