Aquatic Satire Lover Gifts

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Chicken soup for the sole.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Shark Chum

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Another hot flash?

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Whale Pattern Balding

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Fish-losophy

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I'm a Pisces.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Oddly familiar formation.