Sea Satire Lovers Gifts

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

Chicken soup for the sole.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Exempli Gratia.

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Deflating Island

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

'Ramming speed sailor.'

'You been sleep walking again?'

"How weird is it?"

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

Fish Eye Tests.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

I can't stand it when they double park!

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

Sardine Funeral.

"Who farted?"

Sardine funeral

'So, what'd I tell ya, huh? Just like chicken on a biscuit.'

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

Commercial Fisheries News

"I'm too old and tired to zap prey anymore: When I do, it just tickles them..."

Backwards Buccaneers

'Billy, no offense, but i'm tired of playing bumper rafts.'