Sea Life Satire Lover Gifts

"He's a fast worker, within minutes he has his tentacles all over you!"

Turtle Hat

Chicken soup for the sole.

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Shark food pyramid.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Jacques Cousteau.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

When blue bottles cuddle...

So, how are you planning on eating that?

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"Is really wet, here!"

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Octo-Bus.

"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'I thought I was a goner until Fred cut the line...'

Guide to Musical Instrument Fish

Liposuction: Help Wanted.

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."