Sea Life Comedy Admirer Gifts

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

Turtle Hat

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

How Swordfish Are Born

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Marine Band

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

Puffer fish balloon vendor

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

Pilot Fish

Octopuses surf too.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"