Sea Life Comedy Admirer T-Shirts

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

Turtle Hat

Chicken soup for the sole.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Making fun of Starfish.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

Marine Band

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

Puffer fish balloon vendor

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

Octopuses surf too.

Pilot Fish

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"What are you inking?"

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."