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'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Turtle Hat

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

Corruption and Forestry Department: 'All trees are in a very good shapes sir!'

"How weird is it?"

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

Whale Whale Whale.

'No swordfish were harmed in the catching of our tuna, and no tuna were harmed in the catching of our swordfish.'

"You know we should spend some of this!"

I don't know who the new guy is, but the kids sure love him.

Guide to Edged Blade Fish

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!

Finding the Venus in the Clams.

"Go on to the frenzy without me, Lou, I'm gonna just graze on the buffet."

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."