Sea Life Satire Appreciator T-Shirts

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Turtle Hat

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

Corruption and Forestry Department: 'All trees are in a very good shapes sir!'

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

'No swordfish were harmed in the catching of our tuna, and no tuna were harmed in the catching of our swordfish.'

"How weird is it?"

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

Whale Whale Whale.

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

"You know we should spend some of this!"

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

Guide to Edged Blade Fish

I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!

"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

"Go on to the frenzy without me, Lou, I'm gonna just graze on the buffet."

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

Finding the Venus in the Clams.

"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."