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"Still, it's nice to feel wanted."

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Fisherman catches a mine.

School Crossing

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

scavenging snakes.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Fish Eye Tests.

'Ramming speed sailor.'

'You been sleep walking again?'

"Three Morons At Sea."

I can't stand it when they double park!

Sardine funeral

I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!

Pirate points to Plank Walking notice nailed to mast,

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

Sardine Funeral.

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."

"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

"Who farted?"