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"How weird is it?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Turtle Hat

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Acme Coffee Co.

Exempli Gratia.

'Great idea, Pete!'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'Hey! Not fair!'

Worm hiding behind hook.

Fish Eye Tests.

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

Whale Whale Whale.

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'You been sleep walking again?'

A hammerhead shark gets an eye test.