Sea Life Humorists Pillows

"How weird is it?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Turtle Hat

Chicken soup for the sole.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

Exempli Gratia.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Acme Coffee Co.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

'Great idea, Pete!'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'He's starting to ask what sushi is.'

'Hey! Not fair!'

'You been sleep walking again?'

Whale Whale Whale.

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

Fish Eye Tests.

Worm hiding behind hook.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.