Sea Humorists Pillows

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Turtle Hat

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Did you find our menorah?

Shark food pyramid.

Man painting MOM on boat

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Walking the Plank.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'We're drifting apart.'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'I got one this small.'