Maritime Humorists Pillows

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

Rescuers Arrive too late at the Desert Island.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Japanese Whaling

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Man painting MOM on boat

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Walking the Plank.

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'We're drifting apart.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Fish near-death experiences.

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

'I got one this small.'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.