Sea Humorists Mugs

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Turtle Hat

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

Did you find our menorah?

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Walking the Plank.

Man painting MOM on boat

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Fish near-death experiences.