Humorists Of The Sea Pillows

Exempli Gratia.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Japanese Whaling

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Man painting MOM on boat

Walking the Plank.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'We're drifting apart.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Fish Farm.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish near-death experiences.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.