Sea Humorist Pillows

'So, what'd I tell ya, huh? Just like chicken on a biscuit.'

I can't stand it when they double park!

"Who farted?"

Sardine Funeral.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Fisherman catches a mine.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I caught him by the bay and there's plenty more just waiting!'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"I'm too old and tired to zap prey anymore: When I do, it just tickles them..."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Turtle Hat

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Japanese Whaling

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Did you find our menorah?

Shark food pyramid.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Walking the Plank.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'