Sea Humorist Pillows

'So, what'd I tell ya, huh? Just like chicken on a biscuit.'

I can't stand it when they double park!

"Who farted?"

Sardine Funeral.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Fisherman catches a mine.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I caught him by the bay and there's plenty more just waiting!'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"I'm too old and tired to zap prey anymore: When I do, it just tickles them..."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Turtle Hat

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Japanese Whaling

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Shark food pyramid.

Did you find our menorah?

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Man painting MOM on boat

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Walking the Plank.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'