Sea Creature Humorist Pillows

Did you find our menorah?

Turtle Hat

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Chicken soup for the sole.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

'I got one this small.'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."