Marine Creature Comedian Pillows

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Turtle Hat

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Did you find our menorah?

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Another impulse purchase?"

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Hmmm

Fisherman catches a mine.

Fingerlings.

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."