Marine Creature Comedian Gifts

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Turtle Hat

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Did you find our menorah?

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'I got one this small.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Another impulse purchase?"

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Hmmm

"Oooooh, you should smile more often. It suits you"

Fingerlings.

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

'I hate these school reunions.'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'