Marine Life Humorist Gifts

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

Turtle Hat

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Chicken soup for the sole.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Japanese Whaling

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"Ah, sweatpants."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

Flotsam and Jetson

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."