Fan Of Marine Life Humor Gifts

"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."

Turtle Hat

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Dolphin

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

Shellfie

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

School Crossing

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

'I hate these school reunions.'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

Fish Eye Tests.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

'Do you have any other identification?'

"How weird is it?"

Whale Whale Whale.

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'