Marine Biologist Humor Gifts

Shellfie

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It's awesome to think we're the most powerful thing in these waters.'

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"The unprovoked attack when you were younger? You have to forgive yourself for that."

The Food Chain

"They're so like us."

Turtle Hat

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Another impulse purchase?"

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

Fingerlings.