Humorous Marine Biologist Gifts

'I hate these school reunions.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The Food Chain

Turtle Hat

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

Shellfie

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'