Sea Life Humorist Gifts

Guide to Edged Blade Fish

Turtle Hat

Whale Whale Whale.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

Acme Coffee Co.

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Fisherman catches a mine.

Oddly familiar formation.

A fish wearing scuba gear.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'