Sea Life Humorist Prints

Guide to Edged Blade Fish

I don't know who the new guy is, but the kids sure love him.

Turtle Hat

Whale Whale Whale.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Chicken soup for the sole.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Acme Coffee Co.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

'I'm a Pisces.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."