Ocean Life Humorist Prints

"We don't bite food from fishing hooks anymore, we buy it online."

"If you ask me, it takes a lot of fun out of the old Friday night feeding frenzy!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Turtle Hat

Chicken soup for the sole.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Jelly Fish

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Fisherman catches a mine.

When the prey becomes the predator.

School Crossing

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"