Marine Life Humorist Prints

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

Turtle Hat

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Japanese Whaling

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Another impulse purchase?"

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."