Fan Of Marine Life Humor Pillows

"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."

Turtle Hat

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Dolphin

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

Shellfie

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'I hate these school reunions.'

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

School Crossing

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

Whale Whale Whale.

"How weird is it?"

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

Fish Eye Tests.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

'Do you have any other identification?'

'You been sleep walking again?'