Sea-life Satire Enthusiasts Gifts

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

Turtle Hat

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Exempli Gratia.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

"How weird is it?"

Fish Eye Tests.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'You been sleep walking again?'

Whale Whale Whale.

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

I can't stand it when they double park!

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."

I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

Sardine funeral

Sardine Funeral.

Guide to Edged Blade Fish

"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

"Who farted?"

'So, what'd I tell ya, huh? Just like chicken on a biscuit.'