Sea-life Satire Enthusiasts Gifts

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

Turtle Hat

Chicken soup for the sole.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

Exempli Gratia.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

'You been sleep walking again?'

Fish Eye Tests.

"How weird is it?"

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Whale Whale Whale.

I can't stand it when they double park!

I don't know who the new guy is, but the kids sure love him.

Guide to Edged Blade Fish

"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

Sardine funeral

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!

Sardine Funeral.

"Who farted?"